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This article was published more than 7 Wheelbarrow spanking girls bare bums ago. Some information in it may no longer be current. Britain's most famous Nazi-costume enthusiast finds himself involved in one of the more boring possible royal scandals. By now, you've heard the story: Prince Harry and his entourage were partying at the fancy Encore Wynn hotel in Las Vegas.

They Wheelbarrow spanking girls bare bums up a few attractive girls and brought them up to their hotel Wheelbarrow spanking girls bare bums. In a fit of drunken ecstasy, the group decided to engage in strip billiards, a game at which Harry evidently sucks, as he ended up in the nude, hiding his dangly parts behind generously cupped hands.

One of the interlopers snapped blurry photos of his perfect skin and taut, Pippa Middleton-esque butt. The gossip website TMZ published them. There was outrage and mockery. The Prince allegedly has flown back to London to be admonished by various royal officials and probably his father, where we can only pray the conversation was something like:.

Charles: Son, this behaviour is unbecoming of our family. Wheelbarrow spanking girls bare bums have brought shame on our house. Harry: On the scale of 1, which is, say, slipping on a banana peel, to 10, which is being caught fantasizing Wheelbarrow spanking girls bare bums loud about living deep inside a woman's body as a feminine-hygiene product, where does this rank? William rushing in : Wheelbarrow spanking girls bare bums, I just saved this baby tiger at the peril of my own life.

He was drowning in a swamp. Can we keep him? When he grows to be big, I will take care of him because I am a very good boy and a very brave boy.

I suppose I understand the fuss, but frankly, I think we should be relieved that things are back to normal.

Am I the only one who was sort of creeped out by the year-long streak of Harry's excellent behaviour and successful image rehabilitation? Watching the bad-boy Prince avoid Benny Hill-ing his way into a piece of sub-royal cleavage at his brother's wedding — or seeing Wheelbarrow spanking girls bare bums all obedient, representing the Queen at the Olympic-closing ceremonies — was like watching a kid ride around the rim of a dormant volcano on a BMX, like replacing your baby's rattle with a gun.

We are once again free to dream up all the entitled monkeyshines Harry will get up to in the future. Via his sweet bare can, our collective imagination has been offered a capacity for limitless wonder. William certainly can't be trusted to "bring da noize" — the only remotely interesting piece of recent news about him came one day after Harry was nude-photographed.

He was tooling around in his Sea King helicopter, fully clothed, and happened to rescue a Canadian hiker with a broken leg. Where's my damning Huffington Post gallery of the evolution of William's bald spot? Nowhere, that's where. His brother notwithstanding, Harry does have big shoes to fill.

His own jackboots, for example, and the mouth of Texas businessman John Bryan which is where the disgraced Wheelbarrow spanking girls bare bums Sarah Ferguson kept her feet.

Luckily, there's no chance for a wedding in his future, which means that he can avoid the mind-numbingly dreary scandals of other royals: divorces, affairs with commoners, Tampax dirty talk and illegitimate children. Kate Middleton's weird uncle Gary was caught up in a cocaine-and-prostitutes thingie inso that's out.

But there's plenty of real estate to be considered, and a lot of inspiration to be taken from the site of Harry's nude transgression. Underage hookers, sex acts involving an animal, an orgy involving both.

If we want to move away from the lewd and more into the realm of the dramatic, there is embezzlement, gun running, arson, maiming and, of course, vehicular homicide. I would gladly trade in my own life to be mowed down by a beautiful custom Lamborghini Gallardo driven by the rogue Prince.

These days, it Wheelbarrow spanking girls bare bums the only true way to achieve immortality. Earth's core is the limit for the disgraces and humiliations that Harry is capable of accessing. And whatever he comes up with next will surely be a scandal fit for a king.

Or, rather, for a boy who never will be. Kathryn Borel is a Canadian writer based Wheelbarrow spanking girls bare bums Los Angeles. This is a space where subscribers can engage with each other and Globe staff.

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